alternative swear words for the office

My sister actually calls it "road sarcasm" instead. Well written and useful. We also realize that some habits are more difficult to break than others. They forgot Superman's editor Perry White's famous, "Great Caesar's ghost!". It uses stuff like: Those suck like your massive up front ass that I'd like plunge daily to keep the ass goblins down! I've heard a few of these in offices when people become angry and everyone starts laughing instead. Basically, it's society's fault and has nothing to do with the word itself. Just real historical people's names as your swear. If you say "arm, pick that up," then it does. @PeanutButerWine: Always glad to help out with a laugh! So next time you are tempted to use a boring, overused swear word to insult someone, try using one of these slightly more sophisticated words and insults instead. It means fork-tongued. Something I've discovered? Want to reference your favorite movie AND a swear by using food? Courtney said the 's' word!" :), you did a funny hub Jen, very terrific.. keep hubbing, you rock! The same commercial that I've seen say, "Shut the front door!" Though you may not realize it, swearing actually offends people. It's not big and it's not clever. First, I have listed the alternative swear words that are phonetically related to real swear words. Thanks for sharing! A fopdoodle is the perfect insult of them as it means a stupid or insignificant person. This is a highly original insult – if you can pronounce it! This image is not<\/b> licensed under the Creative Commons license applied to text content and some other images posted to the wikiHow website. (And that's what's so appealing about it!). Shane Reed from Wilts, UK on November 16, 2011: What a blast. There are plenty of ways to insult someone or vent your feelings. (My 8th-grade keyboarding teacher used this a lot). @SweetSusieG: Horse Feathers! If you want to watch your language, you can replace common swear words with less offensive versions so you don’t offend anyone. A ninny hammer is fool or a silly person. I do try, largely unsuccessfully, to limit my swearing to when I'm in the car with the windows up. It's like in Harry Potter, people couldn't even say the name "Voldemort" because nobody said it and there had become a massive stigma around using it. Swear! Know what you use a lot or will now be using at work, at play, and in front of the kids and parents? Thanks for the giggle. Jennifer Kessner (author) from Pennsylvania on August 12, 2012: Lol no problem! Be careful how you use this one as its pretty harsh! wikiHow, Inc. is the copyright holder of this image under U.S. and international copyright laws. Jennifer Kessner (author) from Pennsylvania on May 29, 2012: Didge from Southern England on May 29, 2012: Jennifer Kessner (author) from Pennsylvania on January 18, 2012: Thanks so much for both the comment and the link, Patty! Because other people around you do? Well, let’s get a bit more imaginative. I had to facebook share this one. But your voice doesn't decide what it says or when it speaks - you do. My friend Pierre just gave me the best idea! They're hilarious! This image is not<\/b> licensed under the Creative Commons license applied to text content and some other images posted to the wikiHow website. Sure. @Lambservant: That's a good one! I bet it took you a while to gather all these together. pfft.. hilarious (loved the video of the puppets too)!