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Category: Kingdom Plantae

English muffin with cream cheese, garden chives, and micro greens
Breads, Grains, Pasta/Kingdom Plantae

Oven-baked Homemade English Muffins

May 3, 2020

This is a jewel of a recipe. It comes together in one bowl, the stand mixer perfectly kneads it, and you still get the pleasure of touching, rolling out, and fo...

Keto chocolate almond coconut donut
Desserts/Kingdom Plantae/Nuts, Seeds & Legumes

Keto Salted Chocolate Almond Coconut Donut

July 30, 2019

It's not a real donut, light and fluffy and oozing sugary love. It's a perfectly suitable and wholly awesome delicious thing that fills the need for something s...

Keto Buffalo Cauliflower
Fruits & Veggies/Kingdom Plantae

Buffalo Keto Cauliflower – Easy and Tasty

June 25, 2019

Do yourself, the earth, and chickens a favor and use cauliflower instead of chickens to get your Buffalo sauce craving satisfied. Trust me: it works.

Keto Everything Bagel
Breads, Grains, Pasta/Kingdom Plantae

Keto Everything Bagel

June 11, 2019

This bagel is amazing. It fills you up! Spread it with avocado and you won't be hungry for days.

Candied Almonds
Desserts/Kingdom Plantae/Nuts, Seeds & Legumes

Candied Party Almonds

May 7, 2019

Simple but addictive, so use caution. Coat almonds with beaten egg white and vanilla, toss them in brown and white sugar, then bake low and slow for an hour at ...

Slices of Irish Soda Bread with blackberry jelly
Breads, Grains, Pasta/Kingdom Plantae

Irish Soda Bread

March 6, 2019

Irish soda bread ticks all the boxes of homemade bread except being difficult to make. It's simple, makes your house smell good, and your people will love the s...

Carrot Halwa, cooked and garnished with dried cranberries and pistachios
Fruits & Veggies/Kingdom Plantae

Carrot Halwa – Sweet Indian Carrots

March 5, 2019

Get your vitamine A in your dessert with this traditional Indian sweet dish. Back off on the sugar and butter and turn it into a side dish. Either way, who knew...

tomato chutney
Fruits & Veggies/Kingdom Plantae

Tomato Chutney

August 14, 2018

Expand your taste boundaries with this lovely sweet and savory tomato chutney. It takes about 10 minutes to chop and measure spices and another 10 to cook.

Fruits & Veggies/Kingdom Plantae

Best Ever Guacamole

August 4, 2018

The best ever guacamole comes straight from your kitchen. Pick a few perfectly ripe avocados, add the juice and zest of a lime, a goodly amount of Kosher salt, ...

Drinks/Fruits & Veggies/Kingdom Plantae

Pink Smoothie

August 3, 2018

Follow the recipe or use it as a guide to make your own pink smoothie. The point is to nourish yourself with real food from the earth.

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